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SEAN.

SSEEEAANANNAANANANANAANN O' BRIENNNN.

How are you.

You do Orwell? you rock, sir.

...oranges and lemons go the bells of st. clement's...

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Cowboys amble; zombies shamble.

And I can assure you, my dear, gnomes love you back tenfold. And mind you, not in a platonic sense, but in a sense that's DEEP IN THEIR GNOME - ISH LOINS.

I do love gnomes.

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^{let those damn cows moo}_{let those stupid birds fly}
^{let the dog sit on the chair, let the cat shed its long hair}_{let the goldfish swim outside}

Yes, comrade. Just mind what you say... The Thought Police are listening...

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

The men are talking. Get back in the kitchen.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

Big Brother is watching.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

HE WHO CONTROLS THE PAST CONTROLS THE PRESENT, as Orwell once said. Thus, I will GO BACK IN TIME, assuring you will be NEVER BORN. Thus thus, making the horrible slander about my package NONEXISTENT. Match that.

TRUE, IT WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. IT WILL BE ACCEPTED AS TRUTH.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

LIES. IT IS THE WOMEN ESPECIALLY THAT TAKE JOY IN THE SIGHT OF MY PACKAGE. THIS SLANDER WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.

Hee. Your package.

OKAY I'M DONE NOW YOU BOYS PLAY NICE OKAY

En guarde! For I've truly furthered my own advances. THE WORLD TAKES NO JOY IN YOUR PACKAGE, MORE SO AMONGST WOMEN.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

Touche'. NOW THE ENTIRE WORLD CAN SEE MY PACKAGE, AND THE MYSTERIES IT MIGHT CONTAIN.

But I assure you, Mr. Tucker, you've simply DELAYED my victory.

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Said package seems to have been shipped carelessly. HAHA.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

You DEVIL. As a response, I have sent you a PACKAGE. What's inside this package, you ask? Even / don't know. When you receive this PARCEL OF MYSTERY, you will be UNABLE to open it, out of FEAR of its contents. Many a night you will lay there, WONDERING. "What can it be", you ask yourself. NIGHT AFTER NIGHT. Then one day, you will OPEN IT, regardless of the danger it might hold. And you will be thrust into crushing disappointment, the mystery being gone. And thus, victory will be MINE.

Ugh! UGH!

Spite! To you, I send three sizable casks of spite! This being of course said meats digested and excreted.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

HO - HO. You've REVEALED YOUR WEAKNESS. A copy of 'The Jungle', and twenty - three butchered Longhorn bulls, all with their colons ruptured, have been sent to your domicile.

Revenge is a dish best served with blatant health code violations.

Stakes? Steaks? I hate red meats. Such crude methods, going so far as to bring to light me preference in meat products. Mongrol.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

JGSAGJHHJS. You're good, Mr. Tucker. TOO good. But you'll soon learn, I've played this game far longer, and for MUCH higher stakes.

Trying to pull some psychological toss-up by putting a watch on me? Oho, I'll play your game, you bloated swine. Expect a counter-watch.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

INVASION.

Oh, yes. An invasion of personal space. I'm going to stand uncomfortably close to you. Maybe crack off a nasty bit of flatulence here and there. Then blame it on you.

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Life is wonderful! Except when its horrible... Then its horribly wonderful!

Oh pssh. Come on. I'm sure they'll love your gnome - creatures. They're no creepier than you are.